Normally this would be "Mancat Monday" but today we need to report on a bad cat. You see, Batman bit mom this morning! She was trying to fix her breakfast and he was on the kitchen counter. Mom reached for him to move him and he swung his head around and snapped at her. He managed to catch her ring finger with a fang and he put a small gash in it near the fingernail. Of course mom yelled and said, "You bit me you little sh*t!!!" and Batman ran and hid.
The gash bled freely and mom let it do so while she ran warm tap water over it. Then she washed it with antibiotic soap and rinsed it well and it still bled. She finally put some pressure on it to stop the bleeding, then put some neosporin ointment on it and a band-aid. There's not much else to do except keep it clean and make sure it doesn't get infected.